GWAR, the bloodthirsty alien anti-heroes, lead a global telethon to feed the souls of the World Maggot, which will transport GWAR members off our miserable planet once they grow up. GWAR broadcasts attract the attention of GlomCo, the world's monopoly entertainment giant. GlomCo tries to bribe GWAR's manager, Sleazy P. Martini, into selling GWAR to the mainstream of Sunday morning cartoons. GWAR's revenge against the tearful executives of GlomCo uncovers a vile plot to homogenize all of humanity by the evil Doctor Skulhedface!