Valentine's Day 1988: At the school dance, geeky Jeremy Melton bravely faces one rejection after the other when asking four popular girls to dance with him. A fifth girl, plump and insecure, agrees, but they end up making out under the bleachers. When a group of school bullies catches them, the girl claims that Jeremy attacked her. This causes them to strip off his clothes and beat him up in front of the entire school.
Flash forward to 2001. We meet the five girls who were in that school gym: Kate, Paige, Shelly, Lily and the formerly plump Dorothy. They are all in their 20's now and trying to sort out their love lives, which is appropriate, since Valentine's Day is coming up. After a disastrous date with a loser, one of the girls, a pre-med student, is murdered by a Cherub-mask wearing killer who sent her a death threat in the form of a Valentine card prior to the attack.
After the four remaining girls are reunited at her funeral, they all start receiving threatening cards and messages. At first they don't know who would want to hurt them, but eventually they figure that maybe Jeremy is responsible. Police records show that Jeremy has completely disappeared, so no one knows what he looks like. Could the formerly nerdish Jeremy have had plastic surgery and turned into one of the girls' handsome boyfriends? Who ever it is, the lone survivor has to put a stop to this spurned individual's murder spree before she, too, becomes a valentine to die for.
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Valentine
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Valentine's Day
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Opticon
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Superbeast (Porno Holocaust Mix)
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Filthy Mind
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RX Queen
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God Of The Mind
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Love Dump (Mephisto Odyssey's Voodoo Dub)
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Pushing Me Away
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Smartbomb (BT Mix)
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Take A Picture (Hybrid Mix)
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Breed
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1 A.M.
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El Bombo Atomico
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Look Out
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Paul Goldowitz:
Writer
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Mob
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Reflection
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Electrostatic:
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Snapped
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Joel Faraci:
Writer
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So Sweet
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Sandy Brown:
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Granny Diner
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Grizzly Bear:
Performer
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In Ear Park (Department Of Eagles)
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Grizzly Bear:
Performer
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Easier (Instrumental)
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Grizzly Bear:
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Lullabye (Instrumental)
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Grizzly Bear:
Performer
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I Live With You (Instrumental)
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Grizzly Bear:
Performer
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Foreground (Instrumental)
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Grizzly Bear:
Performer
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Dory (Instrumental)
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Grizzly Bear:
Performer
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You Always Hurt The Ones You Love (Ryan Gosling)
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Grizzly Bear:
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You and Me (Penny & the Quarters)
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Grizzly Bear:
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Shift (Alternate Version)
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Grizzly Bear:
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Alligator (feat. Zach Condon, Dave Longstreth & Amber Coffman)
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Grizzly Bear:
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Easier
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Grizzly Bear:
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Lullaby
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Grizzly Bear:
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I Live With You
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Grizzly Bear:
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Foreground
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Grizzly Bear:
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Valentine (Nick Andre & Matthew Shaw)
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Nick Andre:
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Cross the Lines Woof Remix (City Light)
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Nick Andre:
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Rewind Replay Repeat (City Light)
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Nick Andre:
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Chinatown (Nick Andre & Matthew Shaw)
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Nick Andre:
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Blurry Vision (City Light & Ann Yu)
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Nick Andre:
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Memory Loss (City Light)
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Nick Andre:
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Devil in the Dark (City Light)
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Nick Andre:
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Cross the Lines (City Light & Ann Yu)
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Nick Andre:
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Phone Call (Nick Andre & Matthew Shaw)
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Nick Andre:
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Cityscape (City Light)
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Nick Andre:
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Devil in the Dark Andy Fitts Remix (City Light)
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Nick Andre:
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Scarlett (Nick Andre & Matthew Shaw)
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Nick Andre:
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Waiting (City Light)
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Nick Andre:
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Beer in Paper Bags (City Light)
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Nick Andre:
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Valentine 2 (Matthew Shaw & Nick Andre)
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Nick Andre:
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The Horror of Valentine Bluffs Suite
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Paul Zaza:
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Pickaxe Impalement Suite
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Paul Zaza:
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Bleeding Hearts Still Beating Suite
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Paul Zaza:
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Trapped in the Mines Suite
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Paul Zaza:
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SIDE A: The Horror of Valentine Bluffs Suite
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Paul Zaza:
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The Last Valentine Suite
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Paul Zaza:
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SIDE B: Pickaxe Impalement Suite
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Paul Zaza:
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Disc Time:
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Paul Zaza:
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SIDE C: Bleeding Hearts Still Beating Suite
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Paul Zaza:
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I'm a Guitar Man
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Paul Zaza:
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Bluegrass Special
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Paul Zaza:
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SIDE D: Trapped in the Mines Suite
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Paul Zaza:
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The Ballad of Harry Warden
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Paul Zaza:
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Buried Alive (Main Titles)
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Michael Wandmacher:
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Left for Dead
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Michael Wandmacher:
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Prodigal Son
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Michael Wandmacher:
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Human Pincushions
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Michael Wandmacher:
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Asphalt Pancake
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Michael Wandmacher:
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Evidence of Bodies
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Michael Wandmacher:
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A Troubled Conversation
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Michael Wandmacher:
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Cage Match
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Michael Wandmacher:
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One Weird Place
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Michael Wandmacher:
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House of Ill Repute
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Michael Wandmacher:
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Spoiled Chocolate
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Michael Wandmacher:
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Be Mine 4Ever
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Michael Wandmacher:
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Dental Work
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Michael Wandmacher:
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The Wind Up
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Michael Wandmacher:
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Triumvirate
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Michael Wandmacher:
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An Axe to Grind
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Michael Wandmacher:
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First Responder
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Michael Wandmacher:
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The Girl Who Used to be Me (Patti Austin)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Theme from Shirley Valentine (Willy Russell)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Affection (Willy Russell)
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George Hatzinassios:
Performer
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Crumbling Resolve (Willy Russell)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Dreams (Willy Russell)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Costas (Willy Russell)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Coming to Grece (George Hatzinassios)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Nocturne (Willy Russell)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Arrival in Mykonos (George Hatzinassios)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Firebird Suite (Igor Stravinsky)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Tourists' Dance (George Hatzinassios)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Shirley Sailing (George Hatzinassios)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Wedding Parade (George Hatzinassios)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Wedding Reception (George Hatzinassios)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Hello and Goodbye (Willy Russell)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Shirley Valentine End Title (Willy Russell)
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George Hatzinassios:
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Tuning - The Main Title
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Terence Blanchard:
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Moth Ballet
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Terence Blanchard:
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Clink, Clink, Stuyvesant's Tower
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Terence Blanchard:
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Valentine In the Trees
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Terence Blanchard:
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Caveman In the Trash
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Terence Blanchard:
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He Was Beautiful to Me
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Terence Blanchard:
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Help Me
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Terence Blanchard:
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The Bus
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Terence Blanchard:
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Bob and Betty
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Terence Blanchard:
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Rom On the Streets
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Terence Blanchard:
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Rom and Arnold Ride
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Terence Blanchard:
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Sheila At the Farm
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Terence Blanchard:
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Regnava nel Silenzio
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Terence Blanchard:
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Does It Hurt
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Terence Blanchard:
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That's Where You Made It
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Terence Blanchard:
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Musical Rampage
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Terence Blanchard:
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Caveman Gets Off Track
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Terence Blanchard:
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Lovemaking
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Terence Blanchard:
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Into the Freezer
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Terence Blanchard:
Performer
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Rom and Lulu Drive
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Terence Blanchard:
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Caveman Outside the Cave
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Terence Blanchard:
Performer
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Another Life
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Terence Blanchard:
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Except Once
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Terence Blanchard:
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Rom On the Balcony
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Terence Blanchard:
Performer
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The Letter
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Terence Blanchard:
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Now
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Terence Blanchard:
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Subway
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Terence Blanchard:
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Finale
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Terence Blanchard:
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I'm a Guitar Man
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Paul Zaza:
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Tourists' Dance (George Hatzinassios)
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George Hatzinassios:
Performer
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Clink, Clink, Stuyvesant's Tower
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Terence Blanchard:
Performer
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That's Where You Made It
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Terence Blanchard:
Performer
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