* MTV Movie Awards - June 1, 2008 (* the show where you can guess who won by who bothered to attend) Host Mike Myers, who stars in "The Love Guru" which you'll be hearing a lot about from me. I guess he walks out to a standing ovation from a crowd full of stars from TV, the big screen, and the Billboard charts. He tells us that the show is completely live. His monologue contains a sick joke about high gas prices forcing Optimus Prime to take the bus. Chris Brown, wearing a strange military-style leather jacket reminiscent of Michael Jackson, walks up on stage and tells Myers that he's not just calling "The Love Guru" on the phone. Myers challenges Brown to a dance battle. Brown is predictably amazing, Myers is not much of a dancer, but he holds his own. They mock the "Beat It" knife routine and then do a pas de deux in which Myers actually stands up. (He clearly took tap lessons at some point in his life.) Award: Best Performance by a Female Presenters: Will Smith, Charlize Theron and...