Graduating high school senior Bartleby "B" Gaines (Justin Long) finds himself without a college to attend. He has been able to talk and con his way out of every problem he encounters, but he hasn't been able to charm his way pass the college admissions board of eight colleges. His mom and dad are very disappointed that Bartleby hasn't been accepted into college. His parents think that if Bartleby doesn't go to college, he will have no future.
Several of Bartleby's friends are in the same situation of being rejected by all the colleges they applied to. To satisfy their parents, Bartleby comes up with an idea to start his own college with an internet site. They convert an abandoned psychiatric facility into the South Harmon Institute of Technology. They will be the only students. However, the web site states that we accept anyone. On the first day of school, they unexpectedly have a large number of accepted students that were also rejected by all colleges.
With a million dollars in tuition money, Bartleby must make his fake college into a functioning one. He hires Uncle Ben (Lewis Black) as the College Dean. The fun begins when they design their own curriculum, make their own rules, and party all night.
The fun will eventually end when the South Hamon jocks will ruin all the work that B and his friends have accomplished, Douglas Young (the-movie-guy).
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Accepted
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Close to Me
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Gravity Rides Everything
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Let the Drummer Kick
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Holiday
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Blitzkrieg Bop
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U-Mass
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To Be Young (Is to Be Sad, Is to Be High)
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Bole 2 Harlem
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David Schommer:
Writer
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TKO
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Where Do I Begin
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The Hives - Declare Guerre Nucleaire
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Eleanor Rigby
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Sweet Confusion
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Divine Right:
Performer
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Don't You Forget About Me
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Spotlite
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Walkin' the Walk
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Daniel May:
Writer
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Sherman's Way
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Keepin' Your Head Up
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Don't Stop
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String Quartet in G, Opus 18
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Ludwig van Beethoven:
Writer
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Blitzkreig Bop
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Joey Ramone:
Performer
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Don't You Forget About Me
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Keith Forsey:
Performer
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Walkin' the Walk
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Daniel May:
Performer
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Sherman's Way
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David Schommer:
Performer
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Keepin' Your Head Up
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Joe Hursley:
Performer
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Don't Stop
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Christine McVie:
Performer
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U-Mass (Pixies)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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Gravity Rides Everything (Modest Mouse)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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The Hives - Declare Guerre Nucleaire (The Hives)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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Bole 2 Harlem (Bole 2 Harlem)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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Eleanor Rigby (David Schommer, feat. David Jensen)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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TKO (Le Tigre)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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Where Do I Begin (The Chemical Brothers, feat. Beth Orton)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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Sherman's Way (David Schommer)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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Keeepin' Your Head Up (The Ringers)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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Don't You (Forget About Me) (David Schommer)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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Holiday (Weezer)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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Let The Drummer Kick (Citizen Cope)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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To Be Young (Is To be Sad, Is To Be High) (Ryan Adams)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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You Think We Suck (Ape Fight)
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David Schommer:
Performer
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