Boeing Boeing is a classic farce play written by Marc Camoletti. The story revolves around a bachelor named Bernard who is juggling relationships with three flight attendants from different airlines. With the help of his maid, Bernard manages to keep his three girlfriends unaware of each other's existence by carefully coordinating their flight schedules. However, chaos ensues when all three women end up in Paris at the same time due to a new, faster Boeing jet disrupting their schedules.