"Don't Go in the Woods" is a film where Vincent D'Onofrio showcases his talent as an actor, but falls short in terms of script, storytelling, and directing. The title suggests a horror or suspenseful theme, but the first two reels are filled with country band music, which, while nice, becomes repetitive. When Vincent finally returns to the main premise, he struggles to engage the audience with the story. The film reaches a ridiculous point when the band leader decides to perform a song while his band members are being slaughtered around him, completely ignoring the fact that there is a maniac on the loose in the woods. This lack of authenticity results in a complete failure. The only redeeming quality of the film is the nice music, but everything else is forgettable. Overall, it receives a one out of ten rating.