You wake to find yourself in a small, square, glass room containing a futuristic-looking tube-like bed, a toilet, and a table with a radio playing a tune on it alongside a mug and a clipboard with data on it.
A timer is counting down from a minute just above the closed door leading out of the small room.
A voice sounds from a speaker in the ceiling of the room. After some things are said, the voice becomes distorted for a second, sparks come out of the speaker, and the voice returns to normal.
It counts down from five, synchronized with the timer above the door. At zero, the door opens, and you are released from your cell.
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Portal
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Still Alive
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Science is Fun
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Kelley Bailey:
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Concentration Enhancing Menu Initialiser
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Kelley Bailey:
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9999999
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Kelley Bailey:
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The Courtesy Call
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Technical Difficulties
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Kelley Bailey:
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Overgrowth
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Ghost of Rattman
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Haunted Panels
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The Future Starts With You
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Kelley Bailey:
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There She Is
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Kelley Bailey:
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You Know Her?
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Kelley Bailey:
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The Friendly Faith Plate
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Kelley Bailey:
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15 Acres of Broken Glass
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Love as a Construct
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I Saw a Deer Today
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Hard Sunshine
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I'm Different
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Adrenal Vapor
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Kelley Bailey:
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Turret Wife Serenade
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Kelley Bailey:
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I Made It All Up
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Kelley Bailey:
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Comedy = Tragedy + Time
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Kelley Bailey:
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Triple Laser Phase
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Kelley Bailey:
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Disc Time:
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Kelley Bailey:
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You Will Be Perfect
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Kelley Bailey:
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Halls of Science 4
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Kelley Bailey:
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(defun botsbuildbots () botsbuildbots ))
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Kelley Bailey:
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An Accent Beyond
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Kelley Bailey:
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Robot Ghost Story
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Kelley Bailey:
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Die Cut Laser Dance
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Kelley Bailey:
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Turret Redemption Line
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Kelley Bailey:
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Bring Your Daughter To Work Day
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Kelley Bailey:
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Almost At Fifty Percent
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Kelley Bailey:
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Don't Do It
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Kelley Bailey:
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I AM NOT A MORON!
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Kelley Bailey:
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Vitrification Order
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Music of the Spheres
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Kelley Bailey:
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You are Not Part of the Control Group
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Kelley Bailey:
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Forwarding the Cause of Science
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Kelley Bailey:
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PotatOS Lament
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Kelley Bailey:
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The Reunion
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Kelley Bailey:
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Music of the Spheres 2 (Incendiary Lemons)
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Kelley Bailey:
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Reconstructing More Science
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Kelley Bailey:
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Wheatley Science
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Kelley Bailey:
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FrankenTurrets
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Kelley Bailey:
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Machiavellian Bach
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Kelley Bailey:
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Excursion Funnel
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Kelley Bailey:
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TEST
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Kelley Bailey:
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The Part Where He Kills You
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Kelley Bailey:
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Omg, What has He Done?
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Kelley Bailey:
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Bombs for Throwing at You
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Kelley Bailey:
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Your Precious Moon
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Kelley Bailey:
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Caroline Deleted
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Kelley Bailey:
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Cara Mia Addio
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Kelley Bailey:
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Want You Gone
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Kelley Bailey:
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Spaaaaace
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Kelley Bailey:
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Space Phase
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Kelley Bailey:
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Some Assembly Required
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Kelley Bailey:
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Robot Waiting Room #1
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Kelley Bailey:
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Robot Waiting Room #2
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Kelley Bailey:
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Robot Waiting Room #3
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Kelley Bailey:
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Robot Waiting Room #4
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Kelley Bailey:
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Robot Waiting Room #5
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Kelley Bailey:
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Robot Waiting Room #6
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Kelley Bailey:
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You Saved Science
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Kelley Bailey:
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Robots FTW
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Kelley Bailey:
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Subject Name Here
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Kelley Bailey:
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Taste of Blood
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Kelley Bailey:
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Android Hell
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Kelley Bailey:
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Self Esteem Fund
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Kelley Bailey:
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Procedural Jiggle Bone
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Kelley Bailey:
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No Cake For You
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Kelley Bailey:
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4000 Degrees Kelvin
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Stop What You Are Doing
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Party Escort
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Your Not a Good Person
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Kelley Bailey:
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You Can't Escape You Know
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Kelley Bailey:
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Still Alive (J.C. Mix)
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Kelley Bailey:
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Portal: "Still Alive" - Ellen McLain
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Kelley Bailey:
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Team Fortress 2: Main Title
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Kelley Bailey:
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Team Fortress 2: Playing With Danger
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Team Fortress 2: Rocket Jump Waltz
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Half-Life 2: Episode 1: Disrupted Original
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Half-Life 2: Episode 2: Abandoned In Place
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Half-Life 2: Episode 1: Combine Advisory
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Half-Life 2: Episode 2: Last Legs
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Half-Life 2: Episode 1: Guard Down
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Kelley Bailey:
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Half-Life 2: Episode 2: Sector Sweep
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Half-Life 2: Episode 2: Dark Interval
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Kelley Bailey:
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Half-Life 2: Episode 2: Vortal Combat
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Kelley Bailey:
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Portal: Subject Name Here
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Kelley Bailey:
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Portal: Self Esteem Fund
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Kelley Bailey:
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Portal: 4000 Degrees Kelvin
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Kelley Bailey:
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Portal: Stop What You Are Doing
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Kelley Bailey:
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Portal: You're Not A Good Person
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Kelley Bailey:
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Portal: You Can't Escape, You Know
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Kelley Bailey:
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Portal: "Still Alive (J.C. Mix)" - Jonathan Coulton
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Kelley Bailey:
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Liberi Fatali - Final Fantasy VIII (composed by Nobuo Uematsu)
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Neal Acree:
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Scars of Time - Chrono Cross (composed by Yasunori Mitsuda)
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Dragonborn Theme - Skyrim (composed by Jeremy Soule)
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Opera - Tetris (arranged by Greg Cox, original arrangement by Gamer Symphony Orchestra)
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25th Anniversary Overture - Zelda (composed by Koji Kondo, arranged by Laura Intravia)
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Neal Acree:
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Invincible - World of Warcraft (composed by Russell Brower & Jason Hayes, lyrics: Neal Acree & Derek Duke)
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Neal Acree:
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The Secret of Monkey Island (composed by Michael Land)
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Beyond Good & Evil (composed by Christophe Héral, arranged by Tommy Tallarico)
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Pokémon (composed by Jun'ichi Masuda, arranged by Tommy Tallarico)
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Theme of Laura - Silent Hill 2 (composed by Akira Yamaoka)
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Journey (composed by Austin Wintory, arranged by Tommy Tallarico)
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Dota 2 (composed by Tim Larkin & Jason Hayes, arranged by Tommy Tallarico)
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Shadow of the Colossus (composed by Ko Otani, arranged by Tommy Tallarico)
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Street Fighter II (composed by Yoko Shimomura & Isao Abe, arranged by Tommy Tallarico)
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Neal Acree:
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Still Alive (Live!) (feat. Laura Intravia & Tommy Tallarico) (composed by Jonathan Coulton, performed by Laura Intra
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Main Theme - Assassin's Creed: Revelations
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Nick Arundel:
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Far Horizons - Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Nick Arundel:
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Dragon Roost Island - Legend of Zelda: The Windwaker
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Nick Arundel:
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One-Winged Angel - Final Fantasy VII
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Nick Arundel:
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A Future for the Krogan / An End Once And For All - Mass Effect 3
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Nick Arundel:
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Never Forget / Peril - Halo
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A Symphonic Suite - Sonic the Hedgehog
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Main Theme - Chrono Trigger
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Main Theme - Luigi's Mansion
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Fate of the Unknown - Kingdom Hearts
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Nick Arundel:
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A Symphonic Poem - Super Metroid
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Nick Arundel:
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Overture - Diablo III
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Nick Arundel:
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Main theme - Batman: Arkham City
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Nick Arundel:
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Icarus Main Theme - Deus Ex: Human Revolution
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Nick Arundel:
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Adventure - Fez
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Nick Arundel:
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Still Alive - Portal
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Nick Arundel:
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Orb Of Dreamers (The Cosmic Imagisphere) - Little Big Planet
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Nick Arundel:
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Still Alive (Live!) (feat. Laura Intravia & Tommy Tallarico) (composed by Jonathan Coulton, performed by Laura Intra
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Neal Acree:
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