Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist, much to Maurice's chagrin. Years later, Maurice has established himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.
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The Love Guru
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Lead Me To Your Rock
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The Hockey Theme
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Dolores Claman:
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9 to 5
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What Is A Guru?
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Because You Loved Me
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I Drove All Night
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Whatever
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Bigger Picture
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24 Hours
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Crisis and Triumph
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Guru Pitka Chant
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Silhouette Blending
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Fly the Magic Carpet
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Card Sting
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Mere Mitwa Mere Meet Re
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Groove Culture
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Song 2
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Cool with Cars
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Bohemian Rhapsody
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Kingpins Fall
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Foggy Mountain Breakdown
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More than Words
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C'est la vie
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Brimful of Asha (Norman Cook Remix)
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Swan Lake
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More Than Words (instrumental)
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Food Stand Source / Jellybean Guess
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The Star Spangled Banner
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The Joker
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Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing
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Bubbleskunk
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"Morning Meditation" - Andrew Mendelson
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George S. Clinton:
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"9 to 5" - Mike Myers
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George S. Clinton:
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"Brimful of Asha (Norman Cook Remix)" - Cornershop
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George S. Clinton:
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"Stop Hitting Yourself (Dialogue)" - Mike Myers
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George S. Clinton:
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"More Than Words" - Mike Myers and Manu Narayan
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George S. Clinton:
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"The Joker" - Mike Myers
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George S. Clinton:
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"Lead Me to Your Rock" - Telma Hopkins and Toronto Children's Concert Choir
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George S. Clinton:
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"Big Boi" - B.A.S.K.O.
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George S. Clinton:
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"C'est La Vie" - Robbie Nevil
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George S. Clinton:
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"I Drove All Night" - Celine Dion
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George S. Clinton:
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"My Name is Guru Pitka (Dialogue)" - Mike Myers
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George S. Clinton:
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"Mere Mitwa Mere Meet Re" - Lata Mangeshkar & Mohd. Rafi
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George S. Clinton:
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"Guru Vindaloo" - George S. Clinton
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George S. Clinton:
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"Mathar" - Danny Saber
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George S. Clinton:
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"Guru Lineage (Dialogue)" - Mike Myers
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George S. Clinton:
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"Guru Pitka Chant" - Guru Pitka's Ashram Band
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George S. Clinton:
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