Nascido na América, mas criado em Havemahkeeta, na Índia, com uma população de 76, Maurice sempre teve que melhorar Deepak Chopra e ser sexualmente ativo, desde os 12 anos. Seu guru, Tugginmypudha, ao aprovar Deepak, adverte Maurice e tem um cinto de castidade colocado em volta da cintura, para grande desgosto de Maurice. Anos depois, Maurice se estabeleceu como Guru Pitka na América, mas gostaria de aparecer no Oprah Show e ser melhor que Deepak Chopra. Quando Jane Bullard, do Toronto Maple Leafs, o contrata para aconselhar seu astro jogador de hóquei, Darren Roanoke, a reconquistar sua esposa, Prudence, do craque do Kings, Jacques Grande, e também enfrentar sua mãe dominadora, Lilian, ele concorda em fazê-lo - com resultados hilários.
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O Guru do Amor
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Lead Me To Your Rock
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The Hockey Theme
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Dolores Claman:
Writer
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9 to 5
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What Is A Guru?
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Because You Loved Me
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I Drove All Night
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Céline Dion:
Performer
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Whatever
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Bigger Picture
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24 Hours
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Crisis and Triumph
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Guru Pitka Chant
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Silhouette Blending
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Joe Raposo:
Writer
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Fly the Magic Carpet
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Card Sting
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Mere Mitwa Mere Meet Re
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Groove Culture
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Steve Jeffries:
Writer
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Song 2
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Cool with Cars
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Bohemian Rhapsody
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Kingpins Fall
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Foggy Mountain Breakdown
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Earl Scruggs:
Writer
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More than Words
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C'est la vie
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Robbie Nevil:
Performer
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Brimful of Asha (Norman Cook Remix)
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Swan Lake
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Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky:
Writer
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More Than Words (instrumental)
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Nuno Bettencourt:
Writer
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Food Stand Source / Jellybean Guess
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Trevor Rabin:
Writer
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The Star Spangled Banner
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The Joker
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Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing
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Bubbleskunk
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Malcolm Kirby Jr.:
Writer
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"Morning Meditation" - Andrew Mendelson
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"9 to 5" - Mike Myers
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"Brimful of Asha (Norman Cook Remix)" - Cornershop
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"Stop Hitting Yourself (Dialogue)" - Mike Myers
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"More Than Words" - Mike Myers and Manu Narayan
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"The Joker" - Mike Myers
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"Lead Me to Your Rock" - Telma Hopkins and Toronto Children's Concert Choir
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"Big Boi" - B.A.S.K.O.
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"C'est La Vie" - Robbie Nevil
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"I Drove All Night" - Celine Dion
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"My Name is Guru Pitka (Dialogue)" - Mike Myers
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"Mere Mitwa Mere Meet Re" - Lata Mangeshkar & Mohd. Rafi
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"Guru Vindaloo" - George S. Clinton
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"Mathar" - Danny Saber
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"Guru Lineage (Dialogue)" - Mike Myers
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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"Guru Pitka Chant" - Guru Pitka's Ashram Band
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George S. Clinton:
Performer
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