In these times of enlightened sexual politics, Ted Davis is a scoring machine. He has the reputation, the charm and the black book of him weighs several kilos. Ted has become a guru to his friends, who can only aspire in awe at his greatness. This is a man, a womanizer, a superhero - it's Ted Davis: "BachelorMan" When the woman of his dreams, "Heather", moves in next door, Ted's ordeal begins. She is beautiful, leggy, athletic and LOUD. Her constant moans and howls of amorous pleasure defined Ted's domain of conquest and lustful triumph in a nightmare world of BachelorMan-Interruptus. Then the search begins as Ted offers a first round of comments and invitations for his object of desire to entangle, but nothing works. When everything seems hopeless, Ted gets guidance from her good friend Meg who turns the tables on him: "Don't fool her, listen to her, be TRUE." Of course! Ted rushes to the side to attest to his true feelings for the only woman he could possibly love, and...