Centuries ago, Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote Cragwich; however, before decapitating the evil vampire, she curses the locals and descendants of the baron, swearing that every woman would turn into a lesbian vampire on her 18th birthday. In the present day, clumsy, naive cuckold Jimmy is dumped again by his girlfriend Judy and misses her. His best friend Fletch is fired in his job of clown after hitting an annoying boy. The two broken friends decide to camp in the countryside to forget their problems, and Jimmy throws a dart at a map in a pub to decide where they should go. They head to Cragwich, and when they arrive in the Baron's Rest bar, they see four hot girls leaving the place in a Kombi. The innkeeper offers the guys the old Mircalla cottage in the woods, the same place the girls will lodge. Meanwhile, Lotte, Heide, Anke, and Trudi have trouble with their van, and when Jimmy and Fletch reach them in the forest, the girls offer the guys a ride to their cottage. They introduce themselves as students of folklore who they are researching the Vampire Queen Carmilla. When Fletch believes that he will have a night of beer and sex with three sexy girls and Jimmy and Lotte have a crush on each other, the cottage is surrounded by a group of lesbian vampires that vampires intend to use Jimmy and Lotte's blood to bring Carmilla back to life. They are abducted by the vampires, but Fletch escapes and meets Reverend Vicar, who tells him that Jimmy is a descendant of the baron and the only hope to stop the evil curse of Cragwich.
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Crying Blood
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Woman
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General Custard
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I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked
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Fiddlers Jig
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Hot Hot Hot
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Saturday Night
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Monsieur Suave
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Guide Me, O Thou Great Redeemer
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Under The Moon Of Love
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Centuries Ago...
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ADV_NTURE
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At The Old Mircalla Cottage
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Have You Been Hanging Out With Vicars?
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I Know Something Really Wrong Is Happening Here, But Is There Any Chance We Can Just Ignore It?
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Vampires? Lesbian Vampires!
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Run You Bellends!
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You're A Virgin?
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Give Me One Last Kiss
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My aXe Girlfriend
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Full-On Lesbian Vampire Attack!
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The Dawn Of The Red Moon
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Jimmy, I Love You
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All Grown Up
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The Crypt Of Carmilla
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Carmilla, The Vampire Queen
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Whores Of F***ing Hades, Prepare For F***ing Death!
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Lesbian Vampire Killers
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Lesbian Vampite Killers It Is...Let's Ride!
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Wilde West
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Wilde
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Tom's Midnight Garden
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Wolf Hall
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The Truth About Love
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Flood
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A Poet In New York
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Haunted
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Father Brown
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The Whale
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Arsene Lupin Suite 1st Movement
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Arsene Lupin Suite 2nd Movement
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Arsene Lupin Suite 3rd Movement
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Arsene Lupin Suite 4th Movement
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Jubilee Gigue
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You're A Virgin?
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Lesbian Vampite Killers It Is...Let's Ride!
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Tom's Midnight Garden
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