John Bennett has been divorced from Lori Collins for five months. Meanwhile, his best friend Ted marries his girlfriend, Tami-Lynn.
One year later, following a heated argument, they decide to have a child. As Ted can not have children, John agrees to help Ted find a sperm donor. They ask Sam J. Jones, but he refuses, due to a low sperm count. Then they try to unsuccessfully break into Tom Brady's house and steal his sperm.
Ultimately, John offers to donate his sperm. Despite Ted and John's efforts, Tami-Lynn's historical drug use has rendered her infertile, and the couple decide to adopt.
As background checks are carried out, Ted's legal status as a person is brought into question.
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Ted 2
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Celebration
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Steppin' Out With My Baby
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Law and Order - Main Title
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Down And Out
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Tiny Dancer
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Elton John:
Writer
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One Foot In Front Of The Other
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Marc Levinthal:
Writer
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Gonna Fly Now
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At This Moment
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Angry Birds Theme
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Ride Wit Me
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Mess Around
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Knight Rider (Main Title)
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Theme from Jurassic Park
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New York
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Sweet Caroline
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I Think We're Alone Now
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Mean Ol' Moon
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September
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The Wedding
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Steppin' Out With My Baby (John Wilson, Maida Vale Singers & Curtis Stigers)
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Let's Make a Baby
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Tom Brady's House
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Ted's Court Case
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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One Foot In Front of the Other (Bone Symphony)
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Leaving for New York
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Mess Around (Ray Charles)
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Out of Control
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Mean Ol' Moon (Amanda Seyfried)
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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New York (Alfred Newman)
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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The Comic-Con Fight
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Wake Up, Johnny / Code Blue / John Is Back
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Meighan's Speech / Finale
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Mean Ol' Moon (Swing Version)
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Mean Ol' Moon (Norah Jones)
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Walter Murphy:
Performer
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Nate's Theme 2.0
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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The City's Secret
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Bustin' Chops
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Reunion
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Breaking And Entering
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Desperate Times
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Helicopter And Tank
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Marco Polo
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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The Monastery
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Refuge
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Warzone
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Train Wrecked
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Cat And Mouse
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Cornered
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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The Gates Of Shambhala
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Broken Paradise
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Brutal Combo Mambo
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Among Thieves
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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A Rock And A Hard Place
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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The Road To Shambhala (Carmen Rizzo)
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Take That!
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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Tunnel Vision
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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The Heist
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Greg Edmonson:
Performer
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MW3 Theme (from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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Gears Keep Turning (from Gears of War 3)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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Nate's Theme (from Uncharted 2: Among Thieves)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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Ezio's Family (from Assassin's Creed 2)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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Arthas My Son (from World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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Finish the Fight (from Halo 3)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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One Winged Angel (from Final Fantasy VII Advent Children)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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Theme (from Battlefield 1942)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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Theme (from The Curse of Monkey Island)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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Staff Roll (from Final Fantasy VII)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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Intro (from Turrican II: The Final Fight)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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Theme (from The Legend of Zelda)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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Ground Theme (from Super Mario Bros.)
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Neal Acree:
Performer
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The Bedeviled Batch (Jessie Voccia)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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Amped To 12 (Shinobi Ninja)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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Concern… (Sean Harris & Saint Maurice)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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80 Bitches (Dula & Khalifa, feat. Khat)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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Turn It Up (Chris Classic, feat. Venom)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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Wanna Fly (Tyler Thomas)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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Backstage Pass (Sean Harris & Saint Maurice)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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Laughing (G4SHI)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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To The World (Mazen)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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Rock Star (Soundwell, feat. Dula and Markie Jay)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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Chuck Norris (The Upperclass Men)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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Frightful Finale (Jessie Voccia)
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Jesse Voccia:
Performer
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