After the four children are kicked out of their home by their parents, the children are desperate to find new parents and think of a plan to 'orphan themselves' by sending their parents to a deadly vacation so that they can die. They see a travel agency after wandering homeless in the streets of a busy city, and Tim says, 'We can send them away. What if we orphaned ourselves?" They then sneak back into their home (still kicked out) without their parents' knowledge, and Tim states, "We shall craft a murderous adventure." He then states, "A romantic getaway, hiding deadly orphaning opportunities. If they do melt in the hottest place on earth ( a scene is shown of the parents melting in lava)...they shall drown in the wettest (two sharks are shown eating the parents who are in a boat)...Cannibals will feast unless they freeze in glacial ice (a scene is shown where parents are being boiled in a large pot while cannibals dance around the fire with a knife in hand, then it shows them freezing in a glacier)...or dissolve in fields of acid (parents are shown as their skin dissolves due to the acid)...they shall not escape the bears (two large bears being aggressive)...we have saved the deadliest spot for last, the alp." Then Jane points to a picture of the alps and says, "He who goes up does not come down." After this point, the kids are on a race to get orphaned so they no longer have to deal with their unloving and selfish parents.
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The Willoughbys
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The Warmest Glove
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Get Up (If You Want to Get Down)
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Kirsten Price:
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In the Swing
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Alan Moorhouse:
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Knife Like Stone
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Mateo Messina:
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Johnny Says Stay Cool
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Angus Dowling:
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Duelin' Banjos
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Arthur Smith:
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Crewcut
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I Choose
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The Willoughbys
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
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Main Title
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
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The Willoughby Boogie
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
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Stealing Food
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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It Was A Dark And Stormy Night
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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The Willoughby Boogie Reprise
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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Here Beastie Beastie
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
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Melanoff's Magnificent Mustache
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
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Brochure Montage
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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The Warmest Glove/Parents Depart
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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We Are Orphans
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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Nanny's Arrival
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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Man Of The House
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
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You Disrespect My Oats
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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Melanoff's Factory
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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I Want Her To Stay
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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Parents Are Still Alive
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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We Unite As Willoughbys
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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The Perfect Family
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
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Willoughby Beast
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
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I'm Bustin You Out
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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Escape
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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Chase/Rainbow Zeppelin
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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Follow The Yarn
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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Defrosting The Parents/We're All Going to Freeze
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
Performer
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The New Family
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
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Meat Mustache/Shark
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Mark Mothersbaugh:
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